Tuesday, March 17, 2009

St. Patrick's Day Phone Sex with Ebony Alisha

Can you believe a sexy Ebony Goddess like myself is Irish? Well on St. Pattys day we're all Irish. I don't have any Irish in me but I would love to have me some Irish meat in my holes.

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Here's a joke for all the drunk motha fuckas on St Paddys day.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," he replies.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of Course," replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '82."

"This is unbelievable!" the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in '82, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."



Thursday, March 12, 2009

American Idol AND Phone Sex

Did you ever think there'd be a scandal with America Idol AND phone sex? Laughing my big phat juicy ass off. *wink* Anyway at the bottom of this blog I have the article I read from E! Online.

When I dialed 1-866-IDOLS-13 the recording made me laugh harder than the original article. $3.99 per minute are you kidding me? $3.99/min to talk to some sweat shop services girl who probably is reading from a script on her desk inside her little cubicle?

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Idol's Phone Sex Scandal Goes Off the Hook

Los Angeles (E! Online) – For Anoop Desai, number 13 proved to be lucky. For his fans, and to the complete surprise of American Idol producers, it may just get them lucky.

Apparently Simon Cowell was not fibbing when he claimed last week that it was a last-minute decision to make this season's Idol a 13-horse race, as it was uncovered just yesterday that the would-be dial-in number to vote for the late addition is actually a sex line.

"Crap, were gonna have a problem on Idol tonight—just dialed 1-866-IDOLS-13 and its not quite SFW," scandalized host Ryan Seacrest twittered this morning.

The number, along with its IDOLS-00 counterpart, brings the unassuming voter to the following message:

"Hey there, sexy guy...Hot horny girls are waiting right now to talk to you. Lie back, baby. Relax..."

You know, the opposite of what Idol producers are doing right now.

Even without the threat of X-rated interactions, Idol voters have proven themselves to be unreliable dialers. So now with the added impediment, producers have unveiled a one-time-only phone number for those wishing to vote for tonight's final performer.

"We have a special Idol number tonight that we will be revealing on the show," producer Megan Michaels told Seacrest this morning. "It will not be that...we have to be sure people dial carefully tonight."

As for Seacrest's Herculean task of explaining to Idol's predominantly underage voters why one of those dialing numbers is not like the others…

"We will not allude to the fact of [IDOLS-]13, because we don't want to endorse that, you know?" Michaels said.

Adding insult to telephonic injury, Seacrest issued one final, uh, blow.

"Who calls those numbers? This woman doesn't even sound hot."

And just in case tonight's show isn't scandalous enough, the Top 13 contestants will be performing the songs of controversial comeback king Michael Jackson.

(Originally published March 10, 2009 at 9:38 a.m. PT.)