Showing posts with label phone sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label phone sex. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

St. Patrick's Day Phone Sex with Ebony Alisha

Can you believe a sexy Ebony Goddess like myself is Irish? Well on St. Pattys day we're all Irish. I don't have any Irish in me but I would love to have me some Irish meat in my holes.

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Call me and do to me what you wouldn't even whisper to your stuck up white wifey or girlfriend. The freakier phone sex, the wetter Alisha gets.

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Here's a joke for all the drunk motha fuckas on St Paddys day.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," he replies.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of Course," replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '82."

"This is unbelievable!" the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in '82, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."



Thursday, March 12, 2009

American Idol AND Phone Sex

Did you ever think there'd be a scandal with America Idol AND phone sex? Laughing my big phat juicy ass off. *wink* Anyway at the bottom of this blog I have the article I read from E! Online.

When I dialed 1-866-IDOLS-13 the recording made me laugh harder than the original article. $3.99 per minute are you kidding me? $3.99/min to talk to some sweat shop services girl who probably is reading from a script on her desk inside her little cubicle?

The cost to call ME, Ebony Alisha (or Goddess Alisha like some of my boys like to call me) is only $1.99/min although TIPS are gladly accepted and appreciated. When you call me for only $1.99 per minute, you get LIVE one-on-one no holes barred PHONE SEX with a REAL SEXY GIRL, ME! Who loves to get down and dirty and take you to places you never thought you'd dare go. Call me at 1-877-543-8120


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Idol's Phone Sex Scandal Goes Off the Hook

Los Angeles (E! Online) – For Anoop Desai, number 13 proved to be lucky. For his fans, and to the complete surprise of American Idol producers, it may just get them lucky.

Apparently Simon Cowell was not fibbing when he claimed last week that it was a last-minute decision to make this season's Idol a 13-horse race, as it was uncovered just yesterday that the would-be dial-in number to vote for the late addition is actually a sex line.

"Crap, were gonna have a problem on Idol tonight—just dialed 1-866-IDOLS-13 and its not quite SFW," scandalized host Ryan Seacrest twittered this morning.

The number, along with its IDOLS-00 counterpart, brings the unassuming voter to the following message:

"Hey there, sexy guy...Hot horny girls are waiting right now to talk to you. Lie back, baby. Relax..."

You know, the opposite of what Idol producers are doing right now.

Even without the threat of X-rated interactions, Idol voters have proven themselves to be unreliable dialers. So now with the added impediment, producers have unveiled a one-time-only phone number for those wishing to vote for tonight's final performer.

"We have a special Idol number tonight that we will be revealing on the show," producer Megan Michaels told Seacrest this morning. "It will not be that...we have to be sure people dial carefully tonight."

As for Seacrest's Herculean task of explaining to Idol's predominantly underage voters why one of those dialing numbers is not like the others…

"We will not allude to the fact of [IDOLS-]13, because we don't want to endorse that, you know?" Michaels said.

Adding insult to telephonic injury, Seacrest issued one final, uh, blow.

"Who calls those numbers? This woman doesn't even sound hot."

And just in case tonight's show isn't scandalous enough, the Top 13 contestants will be performing the songs of controversial comeback king Michael Jackson.

(Originally published March 10, 2009 at 9:38 a.m. PT.)

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Sex Slave Alisha

I want you to put me up on a stool in the middle of a crowded room and I want you to tie my hands behind my back and shackle my legs. Because I want to look like one of those slaves who just got off the slave ship. Take the whip you have in your hand and place it underneath my chin while you shout out to every man in the room how much my pussy costs. I know to you all I am is a fuckin nigga. So why don't you treat me like the bag of garbage you throw out every morning. Stand over and taste my pussy while everybody laughs at me. Because I love the way you whore me out to every guy you can. I'm just a fucktoy to you and a cheap one at that. Spread my legs and pound my pussy open so it'll be ready for all the motha fuckas who want to pay you for the privilege of pounding this pussy. Let me suck my masters cock and get it nice and hard for whoever else you want to fuck. Because I'm just your fuck slave and you can use me anytime or anyway you want. I only like white guys because their usually the only guys who are man enough to realize that I'm nothing but a piece of shit nigga whore. You can call me most anytime. Your Ebony phone sex girl Alisha. 1-877-543-8120


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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Do you want a freak? A freak is exactly what you get when you call me. You name it, I'll do it. I love dick in my mouth, pussy and ass. I want to be your freaky ho, takin your jizz in all my holes.

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

Cum Pump That Jizz Into My Tight Black Ass

Are you looking for a freak? You've found her! You name it, I'll do it. From slobbing all over a fat juicy dick, to licking her wet tight pussy. I love dick in my mouth, pussy and ass.

Most of my men say I am too vulgar and nasty. But thats ok, because their superfreaks too. I'll give it to you just the way you like it. Let me feed your most hidden taboo desires.

A white girl can never do what this black beauty can. We both know you've always wanted black pussy and ass, ain't that right white boy? Don't worry I won't tell wifey. So what the fuck is you waiting for? I'm freaky as hell, so cum pump that hot jizz in my tight black ass. 1-877-543-8120


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Saturday, May 31, 2008

There we are running on the beach...

There we are running on the beach. You, the perfect man for me, a competitive runner standing at 6' 2" with gorgeous blond hair and beautiful blue eyes looking back at me with that smile on your face. You can't be without me in your arms for long, so you scoop me off the sand and as I wrap my legs around your waist you tongue kiss me so deeply, so passionately I get a little light-headed. You slowly get on your knees, all the while kissing me with such intensity. I push you onto your back and get on my knees, bending over to take care of your white penis that I worship so much. Sucking on it while you moan in ecstasy as I take your white penis deeper and deeper into my hungry mouth. I can't get enough of you Don! I need you deep inside my hungry vagina. I need you to make love to all of my holes and make me feel like no man ever has...



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Monday, March 10, 2008

I know your kind.

I know your kind. You are probably that perfect white husband with the perfect white wifey and the perfect white kids. You probably have the perfect house on the block with that sweet little white picket fence. Give me a FUCKING break! You know that’s not what you secretly want. Hell No!! You came into the restaurant and saw me at the bar. One look at that sweet chocolate fine ass you knew you had a sweet tooth. C’mon baby. Tell the truth. You went home and hid from wifey poo and started jerking your dick off thinking about my massive ghetto booty. You know the kind that jiggles when I walk across the room. You couldn’t keep your hands off your dick as you imagined me walking up to you, turning around and grinding my ass right against your dick. You grabbed my hips and grinded back against me. You pulled my dress up and rubbed your hard dick up against my smooth caramel booty... That’s right baby….you know I wanna get fucked. Wifey poo is a prude and won’t even let you near her ass…not this bitch..…You know you want a sweet chocolate nigga ass to dip your white stick in….just like chocolate – I am smooth and creamy…..You reach around and finger my juicy black cunt as you squeeze your white meat in my creamy chocolate ass…c’mon baby…give it to mama….You know you can be real with me…you thought you wanted that perfect white bitch…when all along it’s chocolate you’ve always craved…

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Cum get some of this ghetto booty, boy!

Aren't you sick and tired of them stale ol white girls? Why don't you step up and take on a real athlete. I'm not little miss home maker, in fact I'd probably kick your womans pussy ass. When I get together with a man, I want to be with a guy who's all man. Look at my big beautiful dark eyes and look at my big strong athletic ass. Wouldn't you like to have somebody who's been sucking dick all her life going down on your dick? I'll get that mother fuck a stiff as a board, and slide it deep inside my juicy pussy. I bet you never fucked a girl who will fuck you back the way I can, because I'll fuck that thing like a fuckin jackhammer. All you have to do is sit back and let mama take over. Why don't you give me a call, so you can see what those girls you look out the window at everyday can do in person.

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